"Assholes fart dicks" - "Acronym Collection" #5 - Unisex Hoodie - in 5 colors

Welcome to the "Acronym Collection" – satire with a legally confirmed free pass. After the AfD lost its trademark dispute at the EU court, the blue look is now officially parody-able. So: load the satire cannons, aim carefully, unleash the humor-fire.

"Arschköppe furzen Dödel" (Assholes Fart Dicks) is probably the most audacious and crude jab in this whole series. An asshole on legs marching over the red arrow, on which he... well... farts out the eponymous dicks ;). I mean, why not!
It's all in an exaggerated cartoon style, precisely where satire intentionally crosses boundaries to completely expose the absurdity of right-wing symbolism. Of course, Facebook flagged it twice as "nudity" – because when satire hits the mark, outrage is suddenly feigned, while real hate speech remains unmolested. Platform hypocrisy in its purest form.

Already viral as a sticker, now finally available as a hoodie – for all who don't defuse humor but serve it sharp. Plus, the pleasantly soft fabric, perfect for cool evenings when you're cozy and simultaneously make it unmistakably clear where you stand.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester;
Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the color White may appear more off-white than bright white.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% hazardous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Complies with requirements for formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalates.

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